Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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