Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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