Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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