Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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