i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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