So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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