he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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