I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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