I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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