they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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