just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
no, he came in my armpit
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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