So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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