So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm both gender and math confused
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