God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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