Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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