That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
