literally had 100 drinks last night.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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