i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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