Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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