I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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