Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont even know how to be here
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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