I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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