I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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