This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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