found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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