Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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