I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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