Walk of Shame. In a state park.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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