Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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