If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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