Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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