Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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