in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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