I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
should my penis look like a turkey
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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