I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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