So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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