i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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