he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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