i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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