I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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