Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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