Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
