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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby

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  What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  you left your anal beads in the dishwasher

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me

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• (786): View more from Florida

  You’re not his type

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  I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type

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