Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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