nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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