Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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