D3 body, D1 cock
You work out of a Hotel?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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