Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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