Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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