I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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